10 Types of People You'll Meet in Halls
University provides the strangest lifestyle you’ll ever witness. It’ll leave you with many amazing experiences and also some you’ll never want to forget.
The nerves will be starting to hit as the car pulls up to the massive tower blocks, you'll be saying to your parents "Im not staying if the people i'm living with look wierd". Little tip, try and get on with EVERYONE for the first night (even if they're a bellend).
This is a list of the type of people to expect when you turn up:
1 - The group that nobody likes
Every student halls has a bunch of ******'s walking around. Dont worry these are the people everyone hates but just choose to get on with because, its easier than scrapping down chippy ally at 3am every friday after Smack.
2 - The facebook warriors
Every halls has a page or chat that will usually decide where you're dining from predrinks. You'll have that one person on there that is always complaining about something whether its a kebab being thrown at a window or their ceiling is a little damp from the pool party in someones bathroom up stairs. I mean a kebab at a window is free food surely?
3 - A village idiot
You'll know who they are... they'll do something outragously funny but really didn't mean it
4 - The Party Flat
These will come in handy over the weeks where you want to go out... Loud music, a flat where you can go every night and have a few bevvy's before the big night out in Live Lounge. But when its time to have a rest these people don't stop, it'll get on your nerves especially if you live above them!
5 - The Halls Stripper
Every halls has that one guy or girl that loves to leave their curtain open whilst changing.....
6 - The Campus Warden
These can be extremely dangerous people throughout your university life. They can shut down any kind of party you're having so try not to piss them off too much
7 - The one that youre not sure has a drink problem or not
It doesnt matter what time of day it is they're always ready for a uni night out. They can be seen most active between 10pm and 4am every night.
8 - The first taste of freedom
These are wild. The first time they've been allowed out and they're ready to make some very bad decisions. Never making it out after predrinks or making it out, but usually taken home pretty swiftly by their designated carer for the night
9 - The gym guy
Only ever seen walking round shaking a bottle in a full university tracksuit. you'll see a big bag of protein sat in their window all year...
10 - The BNOC
The one everyone talks about. Everyone either loves them or hates them, it'll soon become clear who this one is...